Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on gl...
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Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
113 0 ReplyIt is so perplexingly credible
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Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.
65 0 ReplyIf there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.
19 0 ReplyLooks like Ron failed the genital test
18 0 ReplyI hate penis inspection day.
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"THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!"
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I love The Onion.
35 0 ReplyI had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
15 0 ReplyIt's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
30 0 ReplyRepublican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
1 0 ReplyI heard they don't even wash theirs.
1 0 ReplyThey care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
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You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.
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Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
10 0 Reply@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell
10 0 ReplyI WAS IN THE POOL!!!
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