Lost it's job to AI
33 0 ReplySupervillain origin story if I've ever heard one
27 0 ReplySounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it's not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
17 0 ReplyGets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
13 0 ReplyThat's a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
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- Laser is fired:
- Laser is fired in Japan: 😯😯😯😯😯😯
10 0 ReplyI know he'll prove those guys wrong some day
9 0 ReplyThe amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
8 0 ReplySkillset too specialized. He'll never get another job in that field.
8 0 ReplyCan't be that powerful if they just like that got fired
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4 0 ReplyWell yeah, clearly because all this time he's been a massive fraud! He's clearly a tampon in disguise
3 0 ReplyI'MA FIRIN' A mediocre employee
3 0 ReplyIs it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?
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