Factual and homosexual?
197 0 ReplyYou know, I actually believe this one.
Totally gay though.
106 0 ReplyRight?
Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything
14 0 ReplyFake: anon doesn't have a sister
Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number
11 0 ReplyNah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.
6 0 ReplyYou've been missing out, homie .
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Red Dead Cock Block
138 0 ReplyDLC?
31 0 Reply"unwed nightmare"
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Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off
66 0 ReplyFound the rest
98 0 ReplyI don't know what to do next
next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.
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Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!
As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)
47 0 ReplyIm not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?
37 0 ReplyCan't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.
Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...
That's why I consider it underappreciated.
Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.
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It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch
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sleep with the guy tbh
42 0 ReplySounds like they have a lot in common... it's a nice meet cute.
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I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.
29 0 Replyfake: anon lives with a woman
and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them
27 0 ReplyNext? Uh, fuck him, obviously.
24 0 ReplyCan we stop sex shaming people?
23 0 ReplyWhat?
4 0 Reply"usual whore talk"
14 0 Reply
this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus
22 0 Reply“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid
21 0 ReplyLol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren't embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren't doing it right.
10 0 Replyyou regularly call the women in your family whores, then?
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It's not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?
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"Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."
Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂
20 0 ReplyProbably the only context where anon hears about showering.
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Invite the guy round, obv.
17 0 ReplyOP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit
15 0 ReplyIt's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?
17 0 ReplyIt's always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it's new, why are you even reading greentexts then?
13 0 ReplyThere is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.
This comment sums them up so swiftly it's almost art.
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Games before dames
10 0 ReplyAnon has a special stepbrother.
7 0 Reply"incounter"
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