Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.

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Just be even lazier and sit down.
- You think I'm touching that piss lid in the dark? It's up for a reason.
  
  If it's up, you don't even need to touch it, just sit... Also, clean your toilet. Don't be proud of being a slob.
- And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
piss all over your bathroom just so you don't have to sit down. manly
- YPPM moment
  
  Yayasan Pembangunan Pondok Malaysia?
- Yeah, I'm taking any chance I get to sit down in general, why stop doing that in my own bathroom.
Fool. It doesn't make a sound because you're obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.
- I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).
  
  I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.
Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.
- Does it work if I install the light next to bed?
The salad bowl.
#mood

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