Tibor
We're insured, right?
This osha violation
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
What happened here?
I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
They're getting away!
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
Zigged. Should've zagged.
Told ya so
"I told you."
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
We got insurance?
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
Sue the engineer.
K I quit
Saved the eggs.
I wasn't here
Good luck Jim
Oops, my bad
Time to drink
It was loud
Shelves buckled.
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
You still have a free word!
Overloaded.
Ruh roh raggy
Not my problem
oops ididit again
How about "is everyone ok"?
See you tomorrow
I'm outta here
@Stamets it tanked, boss!
Bitch, what mess?
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
Fucken' hell, man!
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Not my problem
Some shit broke
Brian did it
"resume generating event"
Want a blowie?
Are you forkin' kidding me?
I don’t know
Are these trash?
shit got fucked
Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
It’s my first day
It's my first*
