Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
Zigged. Should've zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
Told ya so
We got insurance?
We're insured, right?
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
"I told you."
Saved the eggs.
We should unionize
They're getting away!
I wasn't here
Damn thing broke
Good luck Jim
It was loud
Ruh roh raggy
Oops, my bad
Shelves buckled.
You still have a free word!
Overloaded.
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
This osha violation
How about "is everyone ok"?
What happened here?
I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
I fucking quit
oops ididit again
Not my problem
See you tomorrow
K I quit
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
Get better racking.
Fucken' hell, man!
Some shit broke
Sue the engineer.
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Time to drink
"resume generating event"
I'm outta here
Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.
Brian did it
Not my problem
Bitch, what mess?
Here's my resignation.
Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.
Want a blowie?
Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
@Stamets it tanked, boss!
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
Are these trash?
J. F. C.
Tibor
It’s my first day
It's my first*
I don’t know
Are you forkin' kidding me?
shit got fucked
