“Attempting to summons me but I’m alive not dead” made my morning—hilarious. On the flipside, actually dealing with these so willfully obtuse people must be maddening.
His kids I honestly worry about. One time they tried to tow his wife's van because of him trying some dumb cancellation of debt nonsense he was doing. It's one thing when a single weirdo does this, but the kids are actually in danger.
I had a coworker many years ago who had ultra religious parents, who haughtily told her they would not attend her wedding in the future as her boyfriend wasn't Christian enough for them, but they also took out credit cards in her name and racked them up sky high. These fringe belief people are really dangerous.