please mark as nsfw 😳
do I have to?
Fine, but only if you squeeze it periodically when you get excited.
you look into my eyes 🥺
breaks your hand
proceeds to cut hand off
This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Now you cannot escape the info-dump mwahahaha my evil plan is coming together
time to conduct evil >:3
only thing we can offer is a paw :3
I'll gladly take it 🥰
That's adorable
:3
I Receive: Your Hand
You Receive: My monologue: My name is Yoshikage Kira...
Yes... 🥺🩷
🤗
I accept. No taksie backsies!
never :3
Does this deal include girlcuddles :3
if you'll accept a verbal agreement ;3c
... Kay! 🥰
I don't think I'm good enough at surgery to do this myself. Think we can ask that neighbor who has all those taxidermied squirrels?
Do you want mine attached or detached?
attached so I can pull you to me
That'd be nice!
🥵
🤭
🥺👉👈
No, you can't have our ḩ̴̤̥͖̗̺͔͕̦͍̭͚̠̩̤̋̎́̃̆á̸̩̖̩̬͕̥̻̰̰̫̑̉̇ņ̷̟̳̫̇̐́̏͑̉̇̀͂̓̉̄͊̈́͘͘̕ḑ̵̢̩̬͓͔͓̱̪̳̹̍ş̸̨̢̤͉̙̱̳͓̠̪͉̬͖̯̘̋̅̓͆̆̇̈́͘
what if not a joke? 😳
