As if the billionaire megadonor doesn’t already have enough access to Donald Trump, Musk is reportedly poised to receive office space near the West Wing.
The us has been fucked for a long time. Only people who grew up in a supremely fucked place would allow what we see today. This is just the latest manifestation of fucked. Free Luigi!
Regardless, I don't think there's need for a seperate office when they're insatiably sucking each other off all the time.
ETA: This is not a joke about them being gay or anything. They are just absolutely inseperable recently as if they're joined at the hip or something and I swear it can't just be purely professional. There's other shit going on.
That was the before Presidential powers go back to Trump dynamic. After the 20th, they'll both be in a position where they could probably ruin the other, and I think the risk will be higher for Musk, especially because Trump doesn't really need him anymore (he'll have access to funds to keep him solvent) and has that presidential immunity to avoid consequences if a conflict escalates.