There's no way he topped an ostrich...
If anything, the ostrich fucked him...
And it was ashamed afterward...
5 0 ReplyHey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
10 0 ReplyFacebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
17 0 Reply97 0 ReplyI mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
53 0 ReplyWe’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
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How are ya now?
21 0 ReplyGood n you?
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Yew!
18 0 ReplyMaybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
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did he really??
15 0 ReplyAs sure as God's got sandals.
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Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
20 0 ReplyI heard it was a sick ostrich
43 0 ReplyI heard it was a dead ostrich.
21 0 ReplyAllegedly.
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I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
6 0 ReplyFolks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
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It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
35 0 ReplyAllegedly
22 0 ReplyOr dead?
3 0 ReplyHow do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
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What a degen
21 0 ReplyDegens need to mind their scruples.
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The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
27 0 ReplyHey now, stop fact checking, will you?
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I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...
Based on that photo though... his DAD...
34 0 ReplyThis is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared
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Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
11 0 ReplyTruth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
11 0 ReplyCommunity note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
11 0 ReplyI prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?
10 0 ReplyBut I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???
7 0 Reply......joke?
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Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
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I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
9 0 ReplyThe truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
5 0 ReplyZuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
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I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
6 0 ReplyI do.
4 0 ReplyEven after this whole ostrich story broke?
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That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
5 0 ReplyOstrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
3 0 ReplyThis is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.
2 0 ReplyKeep 'em coming.
2 0 ReplyCrept up the cloaca smh
2 0 ReplyWhen are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?
1 0 Reply6 0 ReplySpicy
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