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lol
Not posting is free.
I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.
We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.
Where can you make text like this?
Thats a shitpost indeed
Well, I hate you.
What a day to have eyes.
Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created
How to forget previous 30 seconds
🤢
Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on
People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
Where is the button to
reportunsee this?Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
Jesus fuck
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style
This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.
Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.
Imagination is a real bitch sometimes
do i want to know?
Definitely not:
spoiler
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth… He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today
I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I'd like to go back but it's nice occasionally)
Nope. Don't like that...
This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don't need it to be brought into the universe...
Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I'm trying to focus.
So you’re saying this is your fault.
First the Rake. And now this…
This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship
Thanks Internet!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Would they pose a problem if digested?
It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.
how does pinworm taste?
If it's anything like the worms I was forced to eat in kindergarten through fruits (don't ask further questions, I still have fruit-related PTSD!), either nothing or bad.
when i was kid my friend came and showed me piece of apple he bited. there was a small scentipide inside. thx for reminding ill quit eating fruits for a while
How thoughtful!
Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they're immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
The Internet is a mistake.
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
