Waiting for a child to finish a sentence

This is what it's like listening to my mom tell a story 💀

Definitely my 2 year old every day. Our older kid didn't have this happen much so it's crazy to see how accurate it is with our youngest. Gotta let them power through otherwise they won't learn.

They got your attention, don’t know what to do with it, but don’t want to let it go either.

This is so real, it hurts me.

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This is modern day podium politics in a nutshell.

I've stopped watching press conferences because they'll spend half an hour telling you nothing in the most complicated, incomprehensible language imaginable.

You know what?

Sideline interviews.