Anon's strict mom

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

Blow your load on her bedsheets

Time to break your hands

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!

Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.

I think you need to fuck your mom…

Move out.
Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

i'm smelling some human rights abuses here

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

This is how incest porn originates

There's this apparatus called washing machine.

Get a chastity fetish.

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

MOVE
OUT

Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.

Do your own laundry.

Did you try to grow up and move out?

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.

Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.