Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.

Pink, you can control any situation with that.

You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say "Poop", they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them... Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it's you doing this.

You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them one more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who's gonna believe him?

Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?

The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.

Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.

I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.

I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.

Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can't express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you're now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.

Who tf is choosing anything but pink?!?

Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn't return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you're getting the poopy pants.

I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.

Jeez. All you mean people.

I'd take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.

Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.

Do they have to have poop in them or does it spawn some inside them? That's necessary information.

Imagine being surrounded by cops and just saying "get sharted!" And running away while the cops cry and moan in excremental pain

The Sharter strike again

I like that it's "Forced". If it was just "make people shit themselves", it would just happen and then they'd wonder what's going on But Forced implies they're fighting it, it implies resistance. That's kinda messed up.

the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.

I mean, it’s not even a contest

Allow me to introduce my little friend:

Definitely pink, I would be the most powerful man on Earth.

My Super-name would have to be Shitstorm

It's only chaotic evil if you use it as such.

Could work as a televangelist for constipated people.

People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.

I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT

I wouldn't say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what's going on. And maybe how a new religion is born of such a miracle.

magenta be like "IM GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS"

You could probably use that power to kill someone. Pooped to death.

How does that work... spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?

Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defecation.

I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don't know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.

Green'll do just fine, thanks

Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word 'rizz' regularly will now poop?

Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I'd be the God of a stinky new world.

Problem is that in the US I'm fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

"I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills."

Pink!

Never have an unexpected poop by scheduling them!

Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don't need yellow

Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!

If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?

Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.

The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.

Pink please....

Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.

My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn't ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.

I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.

I've got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.

I'll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.

I'd probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.

blue, so I would finally have a friend

Having your crush as your legitimate wingman is a fucking superpower beyond all superpowers.

So I would clearly take the pink pill if necking them all at once isn't an option.

I'd take yellow because nothing would change

Why is this so funny? It's fucking stupid 😂

I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.

No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.

Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.

I must have taken that blue pill at some point.

PowerRanger colors explained.

Jokes on you, I'm aromantic!

I choose the weed gummy

yay weed and friendship my two favorite things

Do what I tell you or I'll give you nonstop diarrhea for the rest of your life.

This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish