We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.
sounds like the shitposting is working to me
It's meta-meta humour, friend!
Lemmy userbase is pretty old
As a fucking boomer, I agree.
As a fucking boomer
I'm not sure sexual activity was required as a data entry here
Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke
But your already here whippersnapper...
Glorious.
how are they still asking for it
First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.
"Solid shitpost" implies the existence of liquid shitposts. (sorry, I had to)
Hahahaha i am a human and i find this humorous.
Found Zuckerberg's alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!
Ye best start believing in threads... /joke
They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took.. but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.
Nah, Jody's just very fertile
I considered that same thought.
And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.
Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?
It's funny because it makes fun of "Wholesome" stories which were prominent at some point (Still are on FB). Even if it was all about his girlfriend cheating, it's still simply using the soldier as the butt of the joke with no deeper meaning.
The only thing wrong with this meme is how old it is (IMO).
This is basically the progenitor of all those AI generated Shrimp Jesus posts that Facebook has now.
Controversy for the algorithm god, slop for the engagement throne!
The only thing wrong with this meme is how old it is (IMO).
I vastly prefer this over one from last week/month. Never seen this one either.
Nah its funny because "idiot going to a pointless war thinking his gf or wife can live a happy life for 3 years while worrying and having no intimacy"
women are untrustworthy sluts!
Some are, especially many of the wives and girlfriends of military servicemen.
Its funny because they were both fucking everything that moved during the deployment. Actually pretty common.
Yeah, it's actually legit fucking insane. I've been deployed 3 times, and the amount of infidelity I witnessed from both spouses, every time, was...something to behold. The first time I went I naively thought people were blowing the rate out of proportion before I got there but it was like...so many people.
Like I get that military life is difficult, most people get married hella young so the partners can stay together, and then deployments happen. Deployments happen right after one spouse uproots their entire lives to move halfway across the world with no support system. It still sucks to see because once it all comes out, it tears families apart every time.
Ofk not! All humans are untrustworthy sluts.👍
You'll address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank!
Is this "address me by my husband's rank" a real thing people do? You didn't even achieve that rank yourself...
Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible
Really? This what crosses a line for y'all?
Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.Ain’t no use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.Here is an odd take:
In the CSI episode Ellie, The eponymous Ellie Brass is caught up in a situation, and Warrick is sent to work his forensic magic. In the end, after dealing with Ellie's attitude throughout, Brass tells Warrick Ellie is the result of an affair, but she doesn't know, and believs Brass is her bio-dad.
Ellie was a popular episode, so the character became recurring.
With the population so high, I'm personally not desperate to see my genes perpetuated. It was drilled into me that having kids in poverty is a really bad idea, also I never thought I'd be a good dad (though I get to do dad stuff for my adult stepdaughters and grandpa stuff for their kids so it goes.) For most of my life having kids was off my agenda.
Granted, my wife and I would still have to sort out matters of the affair. If relationship exclusivity was betrayed or communication was lacking, she and I would have to sort that out.
And yet If we were in a position to raise children, then it wouldn't matter to me if the genes were mine or someone else's. I would still be a dad or at least a participatory adult involved in raising them. They'd grow up with my values and be witting and deliberate when they rejected them.
Of course I'm mad enough to be a regular at the March Hare's tea room (🐰🎩🫖☕️) so hopefully I wouldn't inflict that on them too much.
Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I've never figured out why
