Shitting on Windows built-in media player if you didn't know

aplay: "Hey kid... wanna listen to the sound the Linux kernel makes when you push it through the sound card?"

"Oh no, I can't play this modern video file using a codec that's literally been around for more than 10 years unless you pay me $0.99 for a codec pack..."

Every single time I forget to change it and I want to play an h265 file from my phone.

The C in VLC stands for Chad

If something doesn't open in VLC, you can usually safely assume the file is corrupt lol

Windows Sound Recorder used to open literally anything - text documents, pdfs, images, executables, DLLs, and attempt to play them as audio. Photoshop files make especially interesting noises through it. I used to use it for samples. Got some great noisy stuff that way.

Windows media asks you to pay Microsoft for a decoding license if you try to play an HDR video.

I forgot that VLC wasn't standard. 😂 I looked at the other icon and thought "wait what's that?"

To watch this new type of hvec media you need this free codec.

Wait did we say free i mean

There is a paid version next to the free one.

You can pay here, that other one is for retail and industry please dont use it, only use the paid one.

Your hardware doesn't support the free codec according to the error message we gave it. Hand over your money to install this identical approved one please.

I still find it strange that windows media player classic consistently works better than every new media player they've introduced since. It seems like if you make OS's you cannot simultaneously make a good media player, eg. Quicktime/itunes/wmp/groove

I absolutely love VLC

Thanks for mentioning the name because I honestly didn't know what software the second icon was supposed to be.

Usually MPV first then VLC if I have some specific need, but that's me I guess.

For real though. I have yet to find a file VLC can't play. I have some old 8-bit .au files that play perfect. It even supports really obscure proprietary codecs from 20 years ago.

If I'm not mistaken the people behind Videolan also did x264 which is a pretty major library used to encode h.264.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X264

It's a lesser known project from videolan but with a rather broad use online.

I find VLC has a hard time playing .GIF files

That's the logo for a multi-billion dollar corporation's built-in media player for their flagship OS? It looks like one of my side projects.

I miss the windows XP media player that had the visualizers for music and skins and shit.

VLC is okay..but it doesnt autopopulate my CD names and tracks.

Everything is a .wav, you just lack the frequency hearing range.

Back when /dev/dsp existed, you could pipe any data to it, and it'd treat it like PCM data. Wav files sounded like they were supposed to. Everything else sounded like... well, also like they're supposed to, i guess.

mpv: those files have some exotic image format, they're not videos. Here is your dia show with your custom upscaling shaders.

Had to install VLC last week because the Windows player didn't have the codec to play a video someone sent me from their smartphone. Seems like a pretty common use case to not have figured out..

I think WinXP was the last time i used the Win Media Player 😞

mpv

remember mplayer2? That was a great built-in Mediaplayer. wmplayer was okay-ish, then after that it only went downhill.

You can rawdog the libavcodec far more robustly via ffplay, vlc def struggles on a decent amount of media still.

Blu-Ray is kind of a pain to deal with, but that's more of a Blu-Ray problem than a VLC problem I guess.

I could never get VLC to player videos without weird video issues.

who the hell still uses windows media player? I use windows and everyone else I know who uses windows never opens WMP. We all have VLC for videos, but for the movies that we all totally pay for we use Kodi/XBMC or jellyfin

wmp still exists, but microsoft has neglected it for years--pushing the 'app' shit instead.

on win11, you should find 'windows media player legacy' hiding in 'windows tools'.

Since the time of internet I've used Winamp for music, MPC and VLC for videos, Irfanview for images. Now I use Kodi for movies and series, Foobar2000 for music, Irfanview for images and MPC for other videos. Fuck streaming services.

I liked the old built in media player in Windows 7...

You know VLC is soo good even your school used it.

IIRC you have to pay for a certain media format. 1984

KODI