New year's resolution: 3840x2160
(I got myself a monitor for Christmas.)
That's so 2016, a proper new year's resolution would be 5k4k, two ultrawide displays mounted on top of each other.
/s im too broke to get an ultrawide display
Reject modernity, go back to 4:3.
My current setup is literally 3 4:3 in a row, i found them in a company liquidation auction, they may be vga at 60hz, but in all honesty i still play all of my games at 30fps, so it's not a big issue.
What I'm saying is, look around on stuff like local flea markets and stuff like facebook marketplace, you may find some pretty good stuff.
Got it:
√ get on a diet
√ exercise
√ kick more puppies
kick more
puppiesCEOsFTFY
used for evil
Aww shit nvm
Highjacking for actual advice: instead of going on a diet, just start counting your calories using an app and analyse the stuff you eat and drink, then start making adjustments and looking for foods you like but let you hit the right amount of calories as well as a good ratio of carbs, protein and fat. This will be much more efficient and easier to maintain long term, and once you've done it for a while and reached stable target weight you can stop counting and just keep eating the same way.
I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.
More puppies? As in you already do this?
I think we found Cobra Commander's lemmy account.
Every year, I resolve to break my new years resolution
insert maths lady confusion gif
Yell at old people Shit in a pew Smash lollipops in front of the Police Dept. . ...all while dressed as a bunny wearing a halo.
We know Elon, it's not your first year.
This changes everything...
2025 list:
( ) Work on my career, go from gigs to a real job
( ) lose weight
( ) conquer the world as a ruthless dictator, make all of humanity bow to me
I accept you as our new ruler.
Well he is almost orange colored.
If he were:
Let’s goooooo!
LUIGI
2025 resolution: get around to killing myself
If you fucking dare, I'm killing an innocent person. You want that blood on your hands? DO YOU?!
unjack, power down, turn off and seek help
Oh sorry, didn't realize you were european, not american. I should have said come here and stab me instead
My yin turning off is exactly what I want to do. Actively on drugs and in therapy, for all the fucking good it does me. Lemmy's already literally the last social outlet I have left. If you want to be helpful instead of posting reductive comments, come here and shoot me
No seriously, what more help do you want me seek?
but then you'll get coal on christmas D:
