I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
Yours is like satellite internet.
Shoot me a bm
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Stream of subconscious
One word -
Airgap
I'll leave this here...
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...
"Ed..... Ward...?"
Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.
I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls
Ew, thanks I love it
Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
Aka the sphincternet.
There is an air gap. You're safe.
But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.
Guess it’s the
FediverseshittyverseSo a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
Until you experience sewer backup.
Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network
I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?
Honestly terrifies me
Thank you, Thing.
It's the poop hand from monsturd... worst bad movie ever
At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.I’ll upvote it simply because it’s provocative
This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").
It's a comforting thought 😌
Move to a house with a septic tank
Why? Butt network is life.
