Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there's a puddle of oil or other stuff, it's super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
The last apartment I had, the landlord at some point had put very rough outdoor quartz tiles in the kitchen. They were porous and had crevices everywhere so were impossible to keep clean. Our routine became vacuuming for regular cleaning, mopping any sticky spots when needed, and getting on our hands and knees once a year to scrub the tile with soap and brushes. It was the only way to actually clean the tile and the tile would change colors every time we did it. Did I mention that this tile has been installed over 3 more layers of flooring? Classic landlord special apartment.
"How's your relationship?"
"It's rocky."
"Care to elaborate?"
"I mean, it's really in the shitter."
When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism
I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your crack along the seat to scrape yourself clean.
Thanks, I hate it.
Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.
I just fainted dead away.
Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!
Morty: "GRANT-ed! Rick, did you think it was granite!? To think you were some kind of rock or boulder person. I can't believe you didn't know the right word was granted."
A black light would blind you in this room
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
This makes me want to throw shit and break up.
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I’m sorry tacosanonymous. It’s over.
How do I flush this?
Rock solid solution
This will rock your world
Where's the flusher?!
Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?
I do now!
What is that down in teh corner, a wheel arch? Is this installed in the bed of a pickup truck?
