Rule number one.
My cooking rules:
Mmmmm.... raw chicken..... 🤤
Delicious salmonella
(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)
What if I've got a perfectly smoked butt that's just begging to be shredded?
I'll be right over!
Fair. That's how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.
What if it's a turkey?
Don't put your hands in your butt.
Oh... Um...
how to remove stuffing from own butt
Oh. Yeah
I think you better ask about the rest of his rules
It is now!
My cooking rules:
Mmmmm.... raw chicken..... 🤤
Delicious salmonella
(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)