I needed to buy cutlery since I've moved into an apartment with nothing in it. All stores had were multipack sets of expensive cutlery. A tripack of just knives or just forks or just spoons cost 7 euros! 7! So I ordered a set of just a fork, a knife and two spoons of varifying sizes. And, of course, I ordered them in gold. Just to gay, for gay is justice. UwU
I spammed my bf with horny and cute texts till my line manager rang me so then I chatted his ear off about minority struggle for an hour before balancing carrots sticks and humous on my blahaj.