Trying is for losers.

Keep in mind that in these situations it's not always their fault. Sometimes two other people have pulled in straight and they're the third. Then the other two leave, and they just look like an ass.

Or maybe they're just an ass. Can really go either way.

I always try to remember this. SOMEONE is an absolute idiot in situations like this, but it's not always the most obvious one.
Also: someone going super slow in the fast lane. It's not always the car in front of you, especially if it's a big car. Sometimes there's a little car in front of em.
I'd rather park my car almost touching the 2 badly parked cars, than to park outside of the lines.
I don't care if they are inconsiderate, I won't be.
- Because then you’re inconsiderate to the person already parked there. There’s a point where you need to fit with actual behavior of other vehicles rather than stand your ground for the rules regardless of reality
From this angle, I feel like the white car's right rear (or front too?) wheel would hit the curb if a previous car tried parking like the middle car. Or maybe there is more space to white car's left than it seems. But I'll still vote ass.
Especially because it looks like the curb is perpendicular to middle car's tires, which would put it on a 45 degree angle to the lines. Guessing somebody (maybe them, maybe not) pulled in straight to the curb and somehow missed the lines entirely.
Somebody is an idiot, but maybe not an asshole?

It’s a daycare so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was a very tired parent

It being a daycare makes it even worse.
Then they should know which side they should approach a one-way parking lot, they drive there almost every day.
Being a parent doesn't give you a free pass to be inconsiderate.
- Not a free pass. I just know there’s a peak level of exhaustion that makes you not notice or not realise your own actions. There’s a reason there’s parents accidentally leave their baby in a hot car. Or leave their kid in the bath tub and walk off. Once you go through it you know and you have to be so careful. Luckily this person (assuming they didn’t do it on purpose) just parked badly and didn’t hurt anyone.
  Luckily the worst I’ve ever done was put the milk in the pantry and cereal in the fridge
- I don’t disagree, but sleep deprivation makes a person do wild things they wouldn’t do otherwise.
No, must be malicious intent and them showing off their superiority, because on here (just like on reddit) people are mostly imbeciles that can only see in black and white.
I mean "asking to get his car keyed" what kind of people are commenting here?!
It's a fucking daycare, how long does it really take to get his kid and get out? 5 minutes?
- "it's only 5 minutes" is most likely the same inconsiderate thinking that produced that parking job.
- This person is a parent, likely going to teach their kids also be lazy, inconsiderate goons.
  We live in a society. Park in the lines, put your shopping cart in the corral, stand on the right side of the escalator... these are basic things a person does to make life a little less inconvenient for others. L
  Don't teach your kids to be privileged dicks.
- But that would be an asshole. You're not the first person with a pregnant wife. Its entitled to think you're so special that you can't park properly.
  Nobody at a hospital wants to be there. Lots of them have emergencies. Parking like that is just one more obstacle/inconvenience they have to navigate while they deal with their own emergencies

Relevant xkcd, 562: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

This is perfect because of course it is

I think their kid was the one driving

My money is on totally sober moron
My money is on sleep deprived. Same thing for all intents and purposes. They are outside of a daycare.

Asking to get his front keyed too. I hate people blocking sidewalks with their private crap. You guys already own the majority of infrastructure space and still have the audacity to pull this and similar shit constantly.

Not everybody can achieve the right angle on their first try. It takes a real master. There’s no shame in that diagonal parking. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

Then try again and don't just stay there.
it's literally the easiest parking
If you can't park properly, then you don't deserve to drive on public roads.

More like 30 degrees into 90 degree parking, no? Or is this an American thing?

If there are no cameras or people nearby who can watch, I'd just key those vehicles to teach them a lesson. Assholes doing this type of shit, no matter who they are, deserve punishment and keying their vehicle isn't even that bad of a punishment.

You are crazy and obviously don't know how expensive and difficult painting a car is
- To be fair, it’s much easier to just park within the lines and realize that there are people out there who will absolutely do this. If you think that it will never happen to you and it does, you’re kind of an idiot and got played because of it
- I'll admit I'm the asshole in the situation, but if I parked badly only to come out and see someone had keyed my car, I might get the message that I need to park better.
  Also, having a super pristine vehicle doesn't matter to me as much, so having it repainted after someone keys it wouldn't be my first priority by a long shot. Probably close to the very bottom of the top 10 priorities for me in that position.
I was legit thinking of doing this today when I saw 3 cars parked like idiots in the lot. No cameras too. So tempting the more it happens.

I'm just gonna leave this here:

https://youtu.be/-qc0aaY-3qY

have you tried parking while driving drunk?! /s

Looks like they came down the parking lot the wrong way.

So not only did they double park, they were also driving the opposite way of normal traffic?
Please take their drivers license.

Their kids ability to color within the line is the least of your worries lol

“Do or do not, bruh”

-Grogu

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

it's no big deal if if doesn't functionally prevent anyone from getting in and out and if it's just a quick move

They're still an asshole.
That's what people who park like assholes tell themselves. It takes ten extra seconds to straighten out and park correctly.
The daycare I take my kids to, there are six regular spots in front of the building and two handicapped spots. There's tons of parking on the side of the building, it's just not as convenient.
Without fail, there are mothers who will absolutely park in the handicapped spots if the other spots in front are taken. Some of them will even park their massive SUV in BOTH handicapped spots. It blows my mind, the privilege these people display. They can park on the side of the building and walk an extra ten feet like s normal human being, but no... they are more important than anyone else.
I make sure to point out to my kids that those people are breaking the rules because they don't want to deal with a very slight inconvenience.
- handicapped spots
  if they're not being used, maybe they don't need to exist?
  I've seen people say it's kind of weird people want the "handicapped" to be both treated equally and have special parking spots?
If you can't park properly, you don't deserve to drive in public.