Which are you and why is it the snowman

European Daycare Goat 💯

Edit: oops, cursed sticker:

But Eater! Like barn dirt!

Birthday Boy

• loiters around stables
• fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
• doesn't even turn up to open presents
• causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
• now you have a dying tree in your house

Bewitched cookie cause who’s not fucked our their mind on a bunch of drugs for Christmas.

“Why yes kids, I really love snow. That’s why I’m putting it up my nose.”

only comes once a year

Tragic

This is amazing.

I'm if a stack of cold balls could get typhus. I contain multitudes.