Types of IT guys

Somehow it's missing the clean cut Indian developer guy, the emo developer, the script kiddie, the Linux fan, the windows fan, the IBM frat boy, the open BSD lunatics and the one guy who loves trains too much

They're all the same person

Got a coworker on my team who is type 4. He's the glue that holds the team together, nobody knows anywhere as much as he does.

If he ever leaves, the whole team is screwed and the project is dead in the water.

The bottom 2 seem accurate. Source: I'm an IT person

But, like, are there types of IT women? Asking cause I am one and don't know any tropes for us lol

Number 1 is number 3 when online.

Number 2 is number 4 when at the convention.

There are 2 types of IT guys.

What's the stereotype with top right?

Asking because if I had to lump myself somewhere, it's that one.

But if it sucks... I guess I'll go wear a sailor uniform.

These are 100 types

I'm not the bottom two, that much I know.
I can't grow a beard... oh no.

"Men are dominating IT"

The "men" "dominating":

Doesn't have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

This meme shows you don't work in IT.

Why are you showing us the same person 4 times?

We have two IT guys, one of them is three of these and the other is the fourth. The guy who is all three is actually the anime girl on VR Chat in his spare time :)

I think you mean stages*

There are 4 stages of IT guy

I guess I'm top left. If it has to be that three. I'm pretty sure whoever came up with that needs to show us where IT touched them on the Anatomically Neutral doll.

Why are none of them Noel Fielding?

This is a weird political compass

am bottom left :3c

Am the numero 4 / bottom right (except too poor for fursuit yet). Sometimes pretend to be a 2. Have two colleagues who work IT at a municipal service. The first is a 1 who pretends to be a 3 and the second is a 3 who pretends to be a 1. Even I find myself at a loss at them sometimes.

Do I have to choose one of this?

You can't be everything at same time???

... it's mostly the top left.

Source: i resemble the top left (although i still have my hairline)

I see this as more of a quadrant chart

This image is frighteningly accurate. The IT guy at my current job is top left. The IT guy at my last job was top right. My friend from my discord server who works in IT has said for years that everyone who works in IT is either a neckbeard, a femboy, or a furry. He's a furry.