With the Holidays coming up, always keep in mind the long term commitment some gifts require

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But I still want a B-52 for christmas
- We have The B-52s at home.
  
  B-52 at home
  
  Rock lobster.
  
  "This lobster sure is tough..."
Yeah, but the way things are going soon it will be cheaper to buy a B-52 to live in than a house.
- You could definitely make a sweet conversion in there. Just need to figure out how to park it next that to that nice quiet creek.
Does this plane mostly consist of wheels? Those tires are very huge.
- That's mostly the angle. The wheels on a B-52 are big, but you can still look over them (very accurate "I stood next to one once" description). I'd say no taller than 1.5m?
Last Christmas by Bham!

Verse:

Last Christmas, I bought you a plane,

A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained.

But it turns out, it’s not just for fun,

A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton.

Chorus:

Last Christmas, I gave you my plane,

But the very next day, you gave it away.

This year, to save me some stress,

I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.

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