We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.
To… jail the deer?
I don't even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.
And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they're gonna walk on your deck occasionally.
The way you describe it, it sounds like they should be clearing out the entire forest not just a chunk of it 💀
edit: I didn't say that I think they should, fwiw.
They're doing their level best.
Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.
The deer are cross with the road, too
From a certain point of view
Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie
Now that's an answer to why did the chicken cross the road that I never considered
The best experiences i had with deer was when i was fishing. they just chilled around me and wondered what the fuck is this human doing in our home. It was nice to share the time with them as no one else was there and it was quiet
Both are correct
I really like this one
Deep
I dream of a road paved with deer.
What's this from?
This has similar energy to "you're not in traffic, you are traffic".
I really pissed off a coworker with this line. Complains about 1.5 hour commute because of "all the assholes in rush hour".
