When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone š
What if that really is her last name lol?
Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.
Spicy!
How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?
Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?
Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.
I wanna know what was said next
My wife is still "Annie Freckles" in my contacts, 11 years later
"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"
"Gary, you're white."
... Because you're sweet ?
goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F
Iām sorry, I so donāt get this
When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.
Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.
OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!
By Grabtharās Hammer, that was a good breakdown!
I just wanted to say By Grabtharās Hammer
Yes, Banana Bread.
I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.
When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone š
What if that really is her last name lol?
Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.
Spicy!
How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?
Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?
Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.