Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?
136 0 ReplyNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
41 0 ReplyThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
34 0 ReplySounds like an interesting bump stock
9 0 ReplyHump stock
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Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
13 0 ReplyThat's why we will always need human artists
18 0 ReplyYou rang?
Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.
6 0 ReplyThis is beautiful
4 0 Replythank you, i try.
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The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.
Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.
3 0 ReplyI hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)
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Magnificent
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We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
6 0 ReplyImagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.
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Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
17 0 ReplyStraws have one hole.
11 0 ReplyIs your mouth and anus one hole?
5 0 ReplyYes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
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Christmas tree dildos you say?
13 0 ReplyI assume a menorah of dildos is out.
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