Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 2w ago

Literally c/THE_PACK

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HAWWWWGG
- CRANK IT, BROTHER!
AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER
THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!
CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
AAAARROOOOOOO!
LETS HIT THE ROAD!
- THAT HURT MY HAND!!
Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪
- WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS
- I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!
  
  I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!
  
  HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO
- Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!
  
  Then let's post memes to that effect :)
- !
- Define boys
  
  I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!
  
  THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!
  
  AROOOOOO!
  
  We can start with the boys in your meme, chief
Y'all need female friends

Or jesus
- You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG
  
  Fair
It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG
When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community
- 👍
  
  BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!
Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?
- NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG
- WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION
- It's cranking ones hog
Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.
- The imagery
I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?
- I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".
  
  The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".
  
  "Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.
  
  "Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).
  
  They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.
  
  Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.
  
  To add, it's an extremely uplifting and wholesome community.
  
  I've regularly tuned in when I'm feeling down and am moved by the support everyone shows
- its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.
  
  TIL new words
- I'm trying to figure out what you mean by alcohol apology. Are you talking about drinking too much and getting a hangover the next morning?
  
  Idk my self. I really cannot figuring out what these people are cheering for. (They are cheering? Right?)
THEY SEE ME CRANKIN'...
Okay well maybe not the 17 year old

Edit: hmm... depends on context
- EVERYONE'S ALLOWED IN THE PACK, BROTHER!!! AS LONG AS YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS ABLE TO CRANK YOU'LL CRANK IT, AND IF IT AIN'T WE'LL FIX IT!!! AROOOOO!!!
I'm highly proficient in a much more self gratifying field than I was in just ~2 years ago, so I'd probably intimidate just 2 year younger me, let alone 4 or 7 year younger me.

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