Name something the Germans invented without googling

They invented Germany, that was a pretty big deal

The hamburger, from the city of Hamburg.

Schadenfreude. I mean they probably didn't invent the feeling but I can give them credit for it along with the word.

Name something the Germans didn't invent.

The bicycle
The car
The computer (arguably, with the Zuse Z3)

Spoiler: I'm German.

Everyone knows they invented the Haber-Bosch process. Pretty important shit.

Health insurance. Little known fact but it was actually invented not just before Google but before the entire internet.

The rotary engine, also known as the Wankel engine

Hard to say. There are soo many Germans, who knows what they’ve googled!

Those cool windows that Americans mistake for broken. I'm American and I want those windows... also a bidet.

Communism

We invented the car

Modern physics.

The no card payment sign.

Socks in Sandals

kindergarten https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindergarten

Stable Diffusion
Those same folks went on to create FLUX.

I'm loving it.

Diesel engine, Mustard gas, and Synthetic fertilizer.

Gorilla Glass (the super strong glass used in most cell phone screens) was invented by East Germany after the war, before the wall fell.

The US Army. Given the history, you might expect it to based on either the French or British model, but no, they mostly took notes from Prussia.

You might also think it's a very top-down authoritarian model for a military, but also no. That notion mostly comes from the legacy of Nazis. Both before and after, the German model of the Army is one of the least top-down authoritarian militaries.

Gutenberg printing press

The Berlin Wall, putting beach towels on recliners at the crack of dawn, sauerkraut, lederhosen, frankfurters, doner kebabs, hamburgers, donuts, cheese, iron gates, macerated cherries, aardvarks, the car, the bicycle, diesel, the moon, beer, lager, tamagotchi, the letter 'a', the number 25, serrated saw blades, cantilever bridges, ice cream, hand lotion, galoshes, the ipod, bilateral symmetry, the dawn, goths, the parachute, that sizzling noise meat makes when you fry it, hats, gloves, left socks, altitudes over 1,773 feet, postmodernism, and geese.

Since folks have left me the easy ones, a fair number of things ending in "wurst," like Weißwurst.

Rockets

Zyklon B, E605

The Haber process.

SAP (maudits allemands !)

Automatic Transmission

Flammable "Fertilizer."

Assault rifles

Gummy Bears.

The Zweihänder and Aldi

Ps: I DuckDuckGo’ed this

Zyklon B?

Jet engines?

Fanta?

Printed circuit boards. Printing press. Graph theory. Theory of relativity. Homeopathy.

hamburger

Nowadays we invent things by describing the thing in Chatgibidy instead.

Rigid (as in using a solid frame to keep shape instead of gas pressure) airships? Unless there's an earlier example of that than the ones Zeppelin made that I'm not thinking of

Walking around in general public in only Speedos.

everything that germany invented before google existed.

The blitzkrieg.

The vacuum pump?

"I know a little German.. He's standing over there! "

The saxophone

Germany

The woman that birthed Gutenberg

The automobile - pronounce it out loud, you'll say it something like "ow-toe moh-beel", i.e. in a German accent. Because Germans invented cars.

The assault rifle. They invented the concept, a handful of prototypes without the relevant doctrine (or for the 1890s one, even a detachable magazine) is irrelevant. Fight me, @bluewing.

Diesel engine, Fischer-Tropsch, Homeopathy.

Frankfurters.

mp3

pretzels

Volkswagen, puma, Adidas, aldi, lidl...

Fanta

Rage

Poodles

that one really complicated way to turn bullets 180 degrees in a gun
(I know literally nothing but saw a meme on !noncredibledefense@lemmy.world)

Hitler

Leiderhosen