Nicholas was no saint, let me tell you what. I hear he's been delivering aid to the enemy.
Do you want Robot Santa? This is how we get Robot Santa.
🎶Santa Clause got shot down by an A-10. Dropping gifts at our house Christmas Eve. You can say there is no war on Christmas. But all the murdered reindeer disagree.🎶
How tf did an A 10 climb high enough and fast enough to catch santa?
We already abandoned the laws of physics at flying reindeer but more importantly, it fits. F-35, not so much.
That's a Soviet cockpit tho
You see where the material is lit on the right a bit, it's soviet cockpit blue
Get sum!
This image is obviously fake if you overlay all reindeers side-by-side they have the exact same outline. This was just one template reindeer which was copied five times. Also, if you look at the back of the sledge there’s some sort of light reflex at the side of it, despite being facing away from the light source. But most importantly, Santa does not carry oil. So why would the US military engage him?
He delivers presents to poor people instead of making them buy them and "help the economy"
