Only rated G comments allowed.
I don't think bovine are rated for that many G's.
No wonder the milkshake machines are always down...
Well, that would indeed bring all the boys to the yard
There's a cow tilting machine now? Back in my day you had to do it yourselves by hand. Youth these days I tell you
We tried to go cow tipping as teens. Didn't find cows but we found cow patties. Didn't find magic mushrooms either. Wait... maybe we started with mushrooms. It's a bit hazy.