Dad Jokes @lemmy.world owenfromcanada @lemmy.world 10mo ago My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
Well, now, hold on. Let's hear him out. Maybe he ate all the leftover candy corn from halloween that nobody wanted. .......from halloween 2022.
Jokes on you - they were sugar free.
Enjoy turning your guts inside out for the next day