IF YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN THEN I SWEAR I'LL BEG DAD TO LET ME LIVE WITH HIM AND JESSICA

SON, YOU'RE 32 YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN DANG CIGARETTES AWOOOOOOOO

YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T HELP A BROTHER CRANK THEIR HOG ON WANKSGIVING? YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN SON, BUT YOU'LL GET THERE! AWOOOOOOOO!

Uuh is this two sentence horror?

SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO VERIFY AROOO