Before and after programming

Lmao, bruh. How do people keep praising a language where messing up a space breaks everything and there is no real type system?

Rust:

Python?? False

PHP

I've learned python after CPP... And I can't #even remember all the cases when I thought "damn, I wish I could've just used pointers"

Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

Every time I use python it makes me want to throw my computer through my window. Doesn't happen with other languages. Pip fucking sucks it seems like every time I want to install dependencies for a project there is one that throws a compilation error when installing it. Like, why does it not try to download the version of the package that works with my version of python?? It doesn't even tell me why it failed!!!

Let me guess. Are the Java and Python programmers happy after because they leave up their technical debt for someone else to resolve? 🤭

Cobol

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Y'all need Qt Creator: C++ for under the hood and Javascript for the UI. Virtually nonexistent base of coders who can do both competently and if you're not careful you end up moving to Finland because of it.

Python managed to turn me away before I wrote a single line of code.

Running an already functional project took me nearly two hours and three separate tutorials.

If Python has no haters I'm dead.

You can't see the C one because it went by too quickly.

I can't speak for others, but the python3 transition wiped the smile off my face for awhile there.

Malbolge

I dont mind Python, in fact I kind of like it. Its easy enough, works fast enough and has a huge community backing. Open up notepad and start typing. The space thing is kinda stupid. I prefer braces and semicolons but apparently new programmers cant remember to use them so Python just got rid of them.. not my thing but whatever, I can live with it.

However, I'd never really want to create a large project in it. The dev tools arent there, .net style project management isnt there. I can see how it just becomes a mess if you try to make something that isnt just downloading some data, parsing and importing to somewhere else. Its great for simple stuff. It can do larger stuff - though not as good. It cant do enterprise, performance heavy, commercial stuff.

Pick the right tool. Yeah you can make a website in x86 ASM and you can make embeded systems for the space shuttle in Python. The question is why.

I have worked with TypeScript for about 6 years now, professionally, and I really enjoy it. It's got all the nice things from JavaScript, obviously, and almost eliminates all the bad stuff/uncertainties from JavaScript. That's my opinion. I feel very confident working with TS.

Rust is a scrappy pimply kid vs a US Marine (still with pimples).

Ada is just two redacted pictures

Where Delphi?

The JavaScript boy became a sexy mysterious wizard.

Checks out.

Python with ESModules would be neat.

Every time I type if typing.TYPE_CHECKING a part of me dies inside

Why does JavaScript before-guy look like Alan Kay? 🤔