I'm stroking it right now

relax he's just trying to shave a few balls off his game bro. nohomo

I was straight up jorkin it, but I sent my balls into a sand trap.

You can do better. Its all about stance and grip. Let me show you....

Some people clean their balls by sucking on them.

I stroke it to the east …

Usually people say they're working on their swing. Maybe there are regional differences.

You guys are gross. He's obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.