Otis, when the safety brakes failed.
28 0 ReplyTemba, his arms wide.
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I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.
18 0 ReplyThank-you?
13 0 ReplyYou.
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This is a good remainder.
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You.
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Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.
35 0 ReplyIs there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?
13 0 ReplyMore likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.
4 0 ReplyI could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.
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I have been enlightened.
8 0 ReplyThe more you read the worse it gets
12 0 ReplyIs this a poem? Dadaist or something?
16 0 ReplyBelly button, Thank you
14 0 ReplyYour welcome
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My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom
1 0 ReplyThe intention was there, just not the structure.
7 0 ReplyIs it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.
10 0 ReplyThis has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me
4 0 ReplyThis is clearly a Sunny reference
3 0 ReplyMaybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.
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Please fully open half, thank you? You.
8 0 ReplySounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly
7 0 ReplyThis is far too coherent to be Charlie.
3 0 ReplyOh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.
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Just like ma used to say
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5 0 ReplyNo, YOU!!!
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Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.
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