RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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I believed it at first
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This seems less crazy than the things he'll actually say
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the onion has been on fire recently.
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The length of time I've seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean 'recently' on a geological scale.
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Stop giving him ideas
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Ah fuck almost bit this onion.
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Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.
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Satire is dead.
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The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.
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Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?
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Better than bleach... Right?
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I’m no scientist, but I think so.
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But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve
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Watch out, he's coming for scented markers next
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I love eating Irish spring. tastes like Guinness.
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You can't eat the marbles.
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Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.