Cameras installed at Japan day care after shoe thefts uncover unexpected culprit - The Mainichi

Headline made me think that "The Mainichi" was the culprit for the thefts.

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

Sock goes the weasel