Lol we're already there. 2019 was the most cases the US has seen since the measles were declared eradicated in the country. New York and Washington declared an official state of emergency for it. This year is barely better and we are perilously close to losing its elimination status which would (obviously) make us the only developed nation to hold that honor.
Fun fact, this year 97% of cases were found in people that were not fully vaccinated. Of course this is merely a huge coincidence and vaccines serve no other purpose than turning us and the neighboring wildlife gay but it's worth noting.
We will deserve the pandemic we get.
America will anyway, sorry rest of the world. We’re morons
🇺🇸Glue tastes yummy!🇺🇸
I'm team measles at this point
Cocoliztli comeback would be out of left field and fitting for this timeline.
cocoliztli:
physician who witnessed the outbreak in 1576, symptoms included high fever, severe headache, vertigo, black tongue, dark urine, dysentery, severe abdominal and chest pain, head and neck nodules, neurological disorders, jaundice, and profuse bleeding from the nose, eyes, and mouth. Some also describe spotted skin, gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, leading to bloody diarrhea, and bleeding from the eyes, mouth, and vagina.
Don't send it too far north please.
pandemics
That's okay as long as we get the vaccine stock that was destined for you. /jest
This is so sick!
