"Well I read in a book that I was there. I can't actually remember more than a few hundred years back."
Ashildr from Doctor Who was brilliant.
111 0 ReplySmall nerd gripe. Maia is the singular form of Maiar. "I am a Maia," or "I am one of the Maiar" get you there
95 0 ReplyDoesn't matter. While that amazon shitshow tells a different story, Gandalf (as Radagast and Saruman) only arrived in the third age, long after the War of the Last Alliance. Gandalf might be infinitely older than Elrond yet wasn't there.
84 0 ReplyHey Gandalf, fuck off. Were you literally there 3,000 years ago? Or are you just going "You're younger than me, so you know fuckall"?
Fuckin boomer
72 0 ReplyAm I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?
38 0 ReplyI mean, sure he was alive. But he wasn't physically there.
38 0 ReplyIs Middle-earth juxtaposed between Top-earth and Bottom-earth or Right-earth and Left-earth?
23 0 ReplyChristian Earth: 6000 years old
Middle Earth: 30,000 years old
Middle Earth wins again
20 0 Reply16 0 ReplyMaiar is the plural
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