Anon meets up with a girl

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

I feel the need to put this on its head.

What if the girl, after whatever time they spent relaxing realized she truly enjoyed his company and decided she wanted to keep him as someone she can spend time as a person and not a sexual object?

Anon seems not to have understood that a prostitute is not a vending machine

That woman dodged a lot more than bullet there

Aww, anon was so close to having his first friend.

Anon needs a sight of the long game.

You gotta wash your junk once in a while

Lesson learned, don't smoke weed

Is that the family suicide revolver in the pic??

Bro could be glad he saved the money, but no.

If green text plays it right, he could marry the whore & profit afterwards. So long as green text makes enough that it’s worth it for her to stop whoring.