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YEER, MAYT. CORZ YA KAN YOOZ VEY AS A NEEKROMANTEEK KATTALEEST, REVOIVS MEY WONS OI GEET OWTA BEED, WORKS FER THA SKELLIES, TU. EET'S LOIK THEY SEL POWSHUNS AT THA SERVOW, NEED'TA TOLK TA SEVENELEVIN BOWT GETTIN' MOI BREW STOCKED, PERFECTLY NATURAL, EETS ALL FEIR DEEKUM STRAYAN, BEETA YEWKALEEPTOOS AN BANKSEEA, VAT AWL.
I remembered seeing this year's ago and I just remembered it. They made a show about an Australian Wizard: https://youtu.be/yv3DedNXN4o
Back in the day, I was running a game with friends. They both decided to play precocious kids, with a lot of power (magical and family) but in need of extra guidance.
So, they had a DMPC that was from Maine, and had the stereotypical accent like Fred Gwynne had in Pet Sematary. So he's talking about systems of magic, gods and spirits in that Mainer drawl.
We ended up playing pretty much every night for a month or two, and with me doing the accent so much, I had trouble shaking the accent irl.
It was a great fucking campaign tbh. We had a shit ton of fun just rampaging around and wrecking shit with their pair of grossly wealthy and grossly over powered siblings and their "uncle". The two kids were British, so those cheesy accents were in play, and they were from a posh witch family, which makes this post extra funny for me.
Oi! We’ve been isekaied to another fuckin world mate. Crikey! I wonder if these feisty crab things are edible?
Also true if Eddy from Steven King's Dark Tower was Australien
Australien; an Australian from another world.
clone wars and farscape teach us that oceanic (oceaniac?) accents come from space so it's probably a character option in one of the spelljammer books
Maybe I've just played too much Shadowrun with too many Australians, but lots of them ended up speaking like that, even when they weren't meant to be Australian! :)
Also Urdli in the Secrets Of Power trilogy was very much an Australian mage.
I don't remember him speaking like that though! :P
bachelor's in recent runes from the university of fourecks
