Just buy a red or black hat and have a shitty cross necklace to wear under your wife-beaters to go with a Punisher skull tattoo on one arm and a "Thin Blue Line" flag on the other.
Hopefully not until Putin takes over the UK since that's where we're fleeing to.
It might not be the best country, but it is a country where the government is actively working on banning conversion therapy with cross-party and church support.