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Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting

theonion.com Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting

CEDARBURG, WI—Touting the importance of doing his own research, local uninformed citizen Steven Powers was reportedly seen in line at his polling place Tuesday scrambling to learn everything he could about the last 2,500 years of democracy before he entered the voting booth. “I just don’t know enoug...

Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting
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