Bezos: "I didn't think the leopards would eat my face if I helped suppress the opposition to them!"
Bezos: "I didn't think the leopards would eat my face if I helped suppress the opposition to them!"

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Doesn't count. For all his protestations, Bezos is a leopard.
I'm fine with posts about leopard cannibalism 🍿
I think leopards who get their faces eaten by another pack of leopards they tried to get in with are still fundamentally LAMF, but I think reasonable minds can disagree.
Edit: I like seaQueue's "leopard cannibalism" description.