I need a thermometer 🌡️

Not only are most wireless thermometers on Amazon "meat thermometers" so they gotta show you pictures of the dead animals you're heating, but they also gotta tell you if it's beef or chicken specifically in text, or graphic form.

Like I'm trying to just keep something specifically at 32 degrees and maybe an alarm setting if it goes higher?

Yes, fuck! My photography liquid, yes, it's chicken 😺🍗!