The pawns have revolted and formed an anarchist commune. What should I do in this position? (I'm white)
The pawns have revolted and formed an anarchist commune. What should I do in this position? (I'm white)


Idk anything about chess strategy but I don’t see why saying your race is relevant to this
28 0 Reply"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.
23 0 ReplyI totally agree even though I'm white myself
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Google Paris in 1789
19 0 ReplyHoly Révolution!
10 0 ReplyLiteral accent aigu
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Pay some pawns money or other incentives to stay in place and not move forward. Then you can easily take care of the smaller portion of pawns that do get ahead. Plus you also sow discord among the pawns and divide them between sellouts and otherwise
16 0 ReplyIgnore their reasonable critiques of your recent royal decisions and instead insist that you aren't backing down, even if the pawns are setting the chess board on fire and leaving the game. Start praising other kings to make yourself look good b by association.
15 0 ReplyI accused them of blackmail, called them 'noise' and 'landed gentry' and most of them came back. Thanks for the suggestion!
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Hi Spez, my advice is to hold off for a while on that IPO.
14 0 ReplyOk, but I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money.
20 0 ReplySaved your comment, pure gold.
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-Promote bishop to king
-Send him to pawns
-Say that everything is his fault
14 0 ReplyImport white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.
12 0 ReplyNow the new
slavespawns are also revolting, what now?4 0 Replyoffer some pawns a position of priveledge in return for enforcing your hegemony by inflicting violence on other pawns.
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google horde chess
12 0 ReplyHoly shit that's actually a thing. Wait no uhh I mean uhh Holy chess variant
18 0 ReplyActual zombie horde.
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It's so difficult
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Just hire some "counter-intelligence" chess-pieces to destroy their movement from the inside!
10 0 ReplyI hired some guy but he seems to be organising the revolution into a unified communist state and industrialising instead?
8 0 ReplyHoly Marxism!
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Tell them the pawns on row 8 are the cause of all their problems.
10 0 ReplyDefederate from those lunatics.
6 0 ReplyGoogle no pasaran
6 0 ReplyI genuinely wonder if it's winnable for white.
Edit: I just found the existence of the "Horde Variant", which seems kind of worse? See https://lichess.org/variant/horde
5 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure the only victory condition in chess is to have the opponent's king checked, so I don't think white can win, unless black surrenders
9 0 ReplyIf they have no king , you must kill all their pieces
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Google en MursDesFédérant
4 0 ReplyIf you’re in the US, call the police.
3 0 ReplyGoogle Dunsany's chess
2 0 ReplyConcede
2 0 Replyi love being white
2 0 Reply@itszednotzee castle left, create a corridor to back rank for one rook via the a file.
Kill them all.
2 0 ReplyThen see if you can kill all the pawns before you're suddenly facing 6 queen's.
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How does en passant work here?
1 0 Replygoogle 'Stolypin's necktie'
0 0 ReplyThat means nothing to me
0 0 Replyholy hell
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