Does that mean you can get insurance to cover the purchase of a pair of truck nuts?
1 0 ReplyNever thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
13 0 ReplyTHEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
81 0 ReplyLead?
24 0 ReplyGay Lead!
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Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
13 0 ReplyN-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
(Whoosh)
30 0 ReplyTo be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
12 0 ReplyWait until you hear about genetics
5 0 ReplyI don't think trucks have those
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Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
38 0 ReplyI have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.
Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
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countrycounty, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.33 0 ReplyWhat country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
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Nuts? Like in anaphylactic shock nuts? I don't get it
16 0 ReplyThere's a thing called truck nuts. It's a rubber ballsack that hangs from the trailer hitch.
44 0 ReplyNo way. You're making it up
Edit: OMG why didn't I die before knowing that
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Gender assignment surgery
They would probably be against that too though
7 0 ReplyNah, they love GAS
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It's true. We didn't make the rules.
5 0 ReplyBuuuut having them on your truck makes "deez nutz" jokes funnier!
I guess if the person knows about the truck nuts, that is.
Or if you're at your truck when you make the joke...
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