Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
Grass and gas also accepted
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is highly flattering.
It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"
They probably mean your kidneys
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
Ok it's clever
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
No Amex?
No, Amex users have no soul
Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.
Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
What if you're already gay?
You turn lesbian.
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
Inflation is getting really out of hand...
Back entrance only
First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late
Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.
OpenMouthKisses
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
I take it that's not your kink?
.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.
Legal and tender.
HOW DO THEY MAKE CHANGE?
Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...
