what the fuck makes phone apps so
cocky as to send me notifications telling
me to use it. my grocery list app straight
up went "you havent made a list in a
while!" are you out of your fucking
mind. you are a program. why are you
speaking to me like youre my equal. i
could replace you with a pen and the back
of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
I changed my first name in part because of this kind of nonsense. In the old days companies would refer to you as Mr. Surname, these days they're gross and chummy. Stay in your lane, we're not friends, you can use my paperwork name that I have no emotional connection to.